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Cool story bro.

I recently purchased a new PC from one of the major computer manufacturers. I placed my order via the web but asked for them to call me for my credit card information. So, after a couple days of phone tag, I got in touch with the saleswoman handling my account. I was thinking I'd just give her my credit card number and be on my way.

Almost.

Saleswoman: "Do you realise that the modem you've chosen doesn't have sound support?"

Customer: "What exactly does a 'modem with no sound support' mean?"

Saleswoman: "It means that if you go to a web page that has a movie or sound file, you
won't be able to hear it."

Customer: "What does the modem have to do with that?"

Saleswoman: "Well, sir, the modem is what connects your computer to the Internet."

Customer: "So, you're telling me that this particular modem scans the TCP/IP packets
passing through it for those belonging to any sound application and filters them out?"

Saleswoman: "Yes."

Customer: "How does it accomplish this feat?"

Saleswoman: "I'm not technical enough to answer that. Please hold."

I stayed on hold for five minutes and hung up.

Sammy the cat of the house of Kyle

A cool cat.

success

Success is when a goal is completed efficcently and without any slowing down.
To without hessitation, without any respect to anything besides the goal.
My main quest is to play through all good pc games that exist.
This is the only goal I've ever really had and will have.
Gaming is all I'm really good at.
well, I like it and I'm certain that I will achive this goal before I die.

Best memory of this year

My best memory...
Best memory...
well?
There must be atleast one good memory?
I don't know about that, I can't think of anything right now.
There seems to be a major memory leak at sector 4, may the security please come?
Well, atleast I have my coat.
I guess I've not really done much this year.

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